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Rural reminiscences from a West Country sheep farmer

Jessica’s sharp observations and dry British humour turn everyday mishaps into moments of joy, reflection and laughter. Whether she’s outwitted by her pets or musing on the quirks of rural life, Cross reminds us that wisdom often comes wrapped in fur, feathers or a fine layer of chaos.

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Conspiring with the Cats

by Jessica Cross

 

Conspiring with the Cats is a delightful collection of witty, warm and wonderfully offbeat tales from life on the land. From mischievous Labradors and philosophical chickens to eccentric turkeys, talkative sheep and the occasional beetle disaster, Jessica Cross celebrates the absurdity and tenderness of living alongside animals.

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Laughing with the Lambs

by Jessica Cross

 

Laughing With the Lambs was originally published during COVID lockdown and in support of the vendors of the Big Issue. The initial collation of blogs was now been refreshed but has not lost any of its zany look at rural life on the farm in bucolic Devon where the furry, fleecy and feathered inmates ran the asylum.

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Jessica Cross

Jessica Cross was born and raised in Johannesburg. The youngest of a trio of daughters, and diminutive in size, Jessica has always described herself as being knee-high to a grasshopper – what she lacks in stature she makes up for in enthusiasm.

After gaining a general science degree (BSc) from the University of the Witwatersrand, Jessica joined the extractive industry to begin a career in mining finance that spanned three decades with three of the world’s largest mining companies. Jessica became known in the City of London’s Square Mile as Madam Gold, and a respected authority on the international bullion market, especially in gold financial derivatives, the topic of her PhD thesis completed at Nottingham University in 1993.

In 2012, Jessica gave in to a visceral yearning to go sheep farming. Swapping her City kitten heels for muck-caked green wellies came naturally and within a couple of years, Jessica found she was as happy as a pig in the proverbial. Initially in Hampshire and then Devon, Jessica ran a 100-strong flock of Southdown ewes, processing their fleece into premium wool duvets.

In 2022, Jessica reluctantly acknowledged that her age was counting against her physical ability to manage her flock. After a good cry, she hung up her lambing gear and shepherd’s crook before moving to Somerset. Now known as the Sleep Steward, Jessica still runs Southdown Duvets and has shipped premium wool bedding to chateaux, palaces and celebrities around the globe.

Throughout her life, Jessica has never been far from philanthropy and community initiatives. Historically, she has served as a Trustee of the Dominican Convent School, Johannesburg; a Trustee of the John Badley Foundation, Hampshire; was a Founding Patron and Trustee of the Educross Charitable Foundation, London, and a Trustee of the N’cdeluntu Weasley Community Foundation, Eastern Cape, South Africa.

She currently serves as a Public Governor of the Somerset NHS Foundation Trust and is a weekly volunteer in the Yeovil District Hospital.

More Coming Soon From Jessica

Zoomies with the Zimmer Frame
The third in the blog collection

Mama Lou the Summer Stories
Farming adventures for toddlers and youngsters

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‘You are the sum total of everything you’ve ever seen, heard, eaten, smelled, been told, forgot—it’s all there. Everything influences each of us, and because of that I try to make sure that my experiences are positive.’

Maya Angelou 1928 – 2014 (memoirist, poet and civil rights activist)

‘Outside of a dog, a book is a man’s best friend. Inside of a dog, it’s too dark to read.’

Groucho Marx 1890 – 1977

…a black Labrador can turn green when overly stuffed with fatty pork.

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…the Malaysian deities of monkey excrement were looking kindly on me.

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…. and why the hell am I wearing a cat helmet?

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Three weeks later – this box obviously contains Grandma’s Foul Spare Dentures and Broomstick.

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‘Conspiring with the Cats’ allows us to share the truly unique world of Jessica Cross. We get to know a wide variety of animals and birds, her joy and focus, from the recent part of her unique life.’

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‘Jessica writes in an accessible and gloriously funny way – “Word music”, as she calls it, sums this up accurately. This collection of bitter/sweet moments makes for enjoyable reading.’

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Conspiring with the Cats

 

‘Conspiring with the Cats’ delivers so many heartfelt and deeply touching stories with pictures and images that delight the reader. A truly heartwarming and refreshing read.’

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